They sing, they dance, and they know the names of all the tools—like the pokey one and the brushy thing. Join Eric Jaffe and Lili St. Queer on their first ever musical Museum tour and you’ll see historical objects in a brand new (very gay) light. But follow closely behind their highly educated high heels—there may be other queens lurking in the exhibits! Get ready to laugh, cry, and learn facts you should probably verify later.