It’s late January. Mid-winter. Ten months into a pandemic. Anyone else running out of things to do?!
You know I’m clearly bored when I choose to do some online shopping. I am not a shopper, actually not a fan at all, but thought it would kill some time. Before I knew it, instead of getting any real shopping accomplished, I was simply perusing Amazon looking at more of their insane products. Finding these crazy products never fails to entertain me. Since we are all in the same position – Jan/Winter/Pandemic – maybe you are just as bored as I am and would enjoy some mindless entertainment as well. So… What I came across while bored out of my mind:
I honestly could not believe this was a thing. If you happen to be someone who would eat these snacks (as I surely am), you certainly would not be concerned with the stuff on your fingers. You may even consider it the best part!
Got a Chicken?
If so, you don’t want to miss this! Or better yet, this!
I guess there are people who are entertained by playing jokes on squirrels and making them look silly? Go figure!
Peanut Butter and Jelly of the Month Club
It’ll cost you $450 bucks and there is very little info on the club. I guess Peanut Butter and Jelly fans are a pretty trustworthy bunch.
Puff-N-Fluff Dog Hair Dryer
This looks pretty reasonable if you have a small dog. Although, a garbage bag and a hair dryer might work just as well.
A Mini Desktop Fridge
Got one can of soda? Need it to be cold? Problem solved.
Roast Beef Sandwich Bath Soak
Because everyone wants to take a relaxing bath and come out smelling like a roast beef sandwich.
Let’s all hope that next year at this time, there will be so much happening – people gathering, parties hopping, concerts playing and everyone just having a plain old fabulous time – that “crazy Amazon products” will be the LAST thing I have to write about!
Hang in there!